Does CALGON still take you away? And if it does where does it take you? To a seedy bar where the drunks are philosophers and the sober are fools? To a biscuit brothel where the butter melts into sweat? To a graveyard where the lemons taste sweeter than honey? Where the rain cleanses your spirit in a second and final baptism Or does Calgon just feed you sweet poison so you can no longer feel?